German children’s television

Put this in your pipe and smoke it:

Bernd the Bread, your chillout-coach is in…the KiKa Lounge! Skip to 4:25 for “Chill! Chill! Chill hier Baby! In ze Haus!”

It reminds me of the Mr. Snaffleburger animations I would watch in high school.

This stuff is produced in the town I’m in, incidentally. There’s a giant Bernd das Brot statue by the town hall:

And here is the hostage video for when the squatters kidnapped him (no, really).

The Polizei got him back.